would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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