You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize