at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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