Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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