i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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