I want you more than these girls want KFC
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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