she woke up with a sticky ear
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
