You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
