Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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