hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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