just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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