There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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