He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
