Its about making memories worth repressing
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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