My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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