I'm drive I can fine osifer
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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