One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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