Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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