absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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