Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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