On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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