No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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