All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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