no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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