why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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