Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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