someone get that fucking seahorse.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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