Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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