Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
