I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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