Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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