Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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