do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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