can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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