I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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