just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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