she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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