Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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