on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
babies were throwing up all over the place
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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