Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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