I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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