I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
this is an emotional support booty call
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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