Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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