I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
