i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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