he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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