I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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