I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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