yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I will be naked everywhere
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There are leaves in my underwear?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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