i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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