I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You dont lie about slip and slides
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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