When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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