do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I FOUND THE LEGS
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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