How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize